good evening ladies and gentlemen
in a series of accidents accidents a litle boy and his mother got killed killed their heads having been chopped chopped off by a ruthless killer still on the loose so be careful careful not to walk on dim-lit streets and leave everything to the police the tools of the murder are according to reliable sources a piece of paper and an axe in other news a stoke broker jumped yesterday off the 29th floor of a building we will notify you when he touches the ground so stay with us drug addicts trashed trashed 4 cars in the south of the country and were taken into custody for vandalism and possession of drugs as the forces of law discovered a stash with 4 kg of heroin the heroin was seen to walk out of the precinct free of charge due to lack of evidence a 65'' lcd screen was installed in the parliament today in an attempt to help the ruling ruling party to monitor the citizens' needs with outstanding accuracy to cover the costs the microphones were taken out furthermore the walls of the parliament are now made of glass and as of tomorrow the members will be wearing price tags on their suits our representative in the eurovision eurovision contest made us us proud this year showing the heights our our people can acheive and making our nation nation proud a school was razed to the ground early today after a merciless attack attack of inaction from two fronts all students were saved but with permanent scars scars mostly on their faces and equally severe brain damage a 14 year old girl was stabbed to death death by her parent in the crime scene the police force discovered stains of innocence the chief of police in a flash of responsibility and prudence prudence said he will install thought cameras to prevent prevent further incidents like the aforementioned I'll be with you in a flash with the most important important news of the day after a break for commercials